Graphic Tee — "Keep Your Uncaffeinated Ass Over There" Funny Coffee T‑Shirt
Light Blue / S
$16.50
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$16.50
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This relaxed cotton tee wears like a wink and a warning. The front graphic—hand-lettered text and a cheeky arrow—calls out anyone not yet fueled by caffeine, turning mornings into a private joke. Lightweight but sturdy, the shirt drapes casually over errands, coffee runs, and slow-start mornings. It’s the one you reach for when you want to signal your mood without saying a word: wry, honest, and a little blunt.
Soft enough for all-day wear, it layers easily under jackets or cozy sweaters. The ribbed collar and classic crew neck keep the silhouette tidy while the tubular knit and shoulder tape maintain shape through wash and wear. For people who measure mornings in mugs and need their space until the first sip, this tee becomes part of that ritual—an everyday companion that gets the point across with humor and attitude.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — comfortable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — retains shape and prevents stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) — crisp front graphic and durable sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified — scratch-free and low-chemical assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Graphic Tee — "Keep Your Uncaffeinated Ass Over There" Funny Coffee T‑Shirt
$16.50
Sale price
$16.50
Regular price
Soft enough for all-day wear, it layers easily under jackets or cozy sweaters. The ribbed collar and classic crew neck keep the silhouette tidy while the tubular knit and shoulder tape maintain shape through wash and wear. For people who measure mornings in mugs and need their space until the first sip, this tee becomes part of that ritual—an everyday companion that gets the point across with humor and attitude.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — comfortable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit, no side seams — cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — retains shape and prevents stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) — crisp front graphic and durable sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified — scratch-free and low-chemical assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean