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This heavyweight long sleeve tee reads like a wry little note you might slip into the daily rotation. The relaxed silhouette and substantial 6 oz fabric hold shape while the centered, deadpan printed message gives it a dry-humor personality. It wears like a reliable, lived-in layer — the kind you reach for when you want comfort and a little sarcastic commentary. Built with side seams and a tear-away label for clean wear, it’s a casual staple for low-key days, late-night runs to the store, or at-home lounging when you want to speak for yourself without saying much more.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather: 90/10)
- Heavyweight fabric 6 oz/yd² for structure and warmth
- Relaxed fit with side seams to hold shape
- Tear-away label for comfort
- Sourced blank from Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Long Sleeve Tee — "I'm sorry I called you an asshole, but I thought you knew" Funny Sarcastic Statement Shirt
$38.02
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$38.02
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather: 90/10)
- Heavyweight fabric 6 oz/yd² for structure and warmth
- Relaxed fit with side seams to hold shape
- Tear-away label for comfort
- Sourced blank from Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean