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Light, cheeky, and comfortable — this softstyle tee says what you’re thinking with a wink. The slim, semi-fitted silhouette layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. The playful, hand-lettered slogan and arrow give everyday outfits a blunt sense of humor that gets laughs at coffee runs, brunch, or while running errands. Breathable, lightweight cotton keeps you moving and caffeinated or not, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar make it feel lived-in from the first wear. Wear it when you want to steer the room with dry humor and keep things delightfully candid.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — soft, lightweight 4.5 oz fabric
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, maintained shape
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tear-away label; runs true to size; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Keep Your Uncaffeinated Ass Over There Tee
$17.73
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Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (varies by color) — soft, lightweight 4.5 oz fabric
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams for a flattering, maintained shape
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Tear-away label; runs true to size; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean